PUMP IT UP ...!!!

// i wrote it in a flow , try to read it that way. Through ur comments, tell me whether it's a real rap or just a rape of rap.


if u dream more than ur appetite,
but it's ur purpose to survive,
no more a blind eye dream, make it a battle of ur life,
going after it, is nothing less then licking edge of a knife,
it's tough, so pledge not to give up...!

just pump it up ...!!!

follow ur dream, even if its unique,
ppl might not understand u,
will try to influence u,
just keep ur focus, even if they criticize u,
ur hard work should compel them to salute u,
ur success will silently ask them to shut up,
in d end,
not just ppl, life will also give u thumps up ...!

so pump it up...!

this world is full of dogs,
who do nothing, feel proud in writing blogs,
dogs has another breed who has nothing 2 achieve,
they get hooked in orkut n facebook,
expose ur private life n they call it profile,
scrap, sounds like n is a crap,
funny way 2 get socialize by writing, " hey dude what's up ! " ,
identify ur true friend n beware, as ppl wear make up,
sid already did , nw u also wake up ...!

remember to pump it up ...!!!

rocky is nothing when compare with life,
life punch u, punches u hard on ur face,
but this is a race n u can not escape,
journey from nothing to something might shake u up,
dn't u give up, bounce back with ur chin up ...!

and pump it up ...!!!

opportunity knocks on door, it's just a joke,
neither u hv 2 search it through micro scope,
don't be nervous about ur future security,
take risk, go wild and make ur own opportunity,
after a fall their is always a way to get up,
so be rider of ur life, instead of getting fucked up...!

hence pump it up ...!!!

EK KHWAISH AISE BHI...... $1,000,000,000 !!!





In Aston Martin i was enjoying Bryan Adams while driving into the womb of alps mountain , my Rolex was showing six of evening and on looking out through Armani shades , it was a perfect scenery to inspire an artist for drawing nature's beauty as sun was saying good bye by his fading shine making sky orange in color and birds were singing as if they were welcoming me into the heaven.
Suddenly the melody of Bryan's music turned into disturbing noise , as soon as i turned my attention towards that irritating sound i realized it was my alarm clock asking me to wake up at six in morning for gym. In no time i realized that i was dreaming myself as a billionaire, they say morning dream general comes true hence i skipped my cardio session of gym and continued with my sleep.

This article is not about those people who have been born into wealth but about those who earned billions own their own. If you are reading this to get some tips for earning billions of dollars then have it from me , you will not become a billionaire because their is no rules , tips or guru mantra for this and by following some predefined path one may become millionaire but billionaire makes their own path according their own rules.


To achieve anything being intelligent or dedication is not enough , people may have different opinion about it but i feel motivation is the real key. Motivation keeps a person focused and drives him to do hard work , from hard work comes expertise/skills which ultimately lead to success. Being intelligent is a virtual thing , if you put efforts into something you'll get result else you won't succeed no matter how intelligent you are , it's as simple. If a average student want to top in exam he can very well do it but the point is " Is he really want to do it ". Generally toppers don't become billionaire , i am not saying that you have to be a college drop out to become billionaire but what happens is , once you are doing good in your professional life i.e. earning loads of money which generally toppers does , they loose their hunger for more. Since they are having more than what they need there is no motivation left to walk that extra mile for achieving something bigger in life , all they desire is promotion or appraisal with which one can become a director of firm and can earn millions but it's the owner/founder of the firm who would b having billions.




There is pattern set for common people, by the age of 23 a guy completes his graduation then either he gets a decent job or does the hard work in P.G. to get campus selection , again does more hard work in company to prove that he worth those heavy pay cheques , followed by marriage which ultimately lead to more responsibility and makes him more busy leaving no free time to think or work on other things. 18 to 25 y is the prime age as at this duration people are full of energy, josh and is at the peak of their ability both physical and mentally. Normally in this duration they don't get time , environment , opportunity to think out of the box or to try doing something different , later even if one wants to become entrepreneur he find himself embraced with situation which don't allow him to take risk.

Elders taught us to be happy, be satisfied in what ever we have. Time has changed and this is new world hence playing rules needs to be changed , satisfaction puts a barrier in the path of development. If one get satisfied in what ever he has, he won't put more efforts to get over that barrier i.e. to reach new height in life. If you want mercedes then the moments you get satisfied with Maruti , your path to Mercedes gets choked. This applies to every field from games to studies. Don't be satisfied in life , have hunger for more , demand more and fight for it. The moment you desire for something , then on u deserve it , so work hard to get what you deserve.



Some defeated people may argue that life is not all about money , we enter and exit this world with empty hands. Money may not get you everything but everything has a price tag. Having billion dollar worth is not just about money power , its more like a measure of ability of an individual , his sense of achievement , feeling of being the leaders rather than follower , its about being uncommon among common man. People want Mercedes for two reason first is that its a good car secondly and more important is that not every one can posses a Mercedes and this puts them above rest and makes them feel proud of themselves.


Having bank balance of billion dollar is not the real pleasure , journey to that billion is what people cherish. Being at peak of mountain doesn't drives a climber to risk his life , it's the journey , the sense of victory he gets after clearing all the challenges of his path , that fascinate a climber towards a peak. Choose your passion as profession rather than trying to make your profession your passion.



To be a billionaire explore yourself first , identify your strength and integrate all aspects of your character. There is something common in all billionaire , Richard Branson to Steve Jobs, from L.N Mittal to Warren Buffett. They all had burning desire to be successful and they had so much believe on themselves that others have to believe them , this lead them to see opportunity in risk. They have visualize their success before achieving it.



Become billionaire or die trying...! .

or

If you can’t get what you’d love, love what you’ve got...!


take a min and think about it. Identify which thought is the theme of your life.
Journey to Forbes's Billionaire List starts with believing in your dream , i have started mine how about you people.


Lets c who reaches the final destination.

MERI NAZROO KO TUMHARA INTZAAR HAI...!!!




meri nazroo ko tumhara intzaar hai...!
dil bhi tumhare liye bekaraar hai...!






kuch hi samay me aap ho gayae ajeez ,
lo aaj kiya iss baat ka izhaar hai...!
aap ka tho pata nahi ,
par saath betyae hue pal humare liyae yaadgaar hai...!
tumhe hum par ho na ho ,
lekin humhe tum par aitbaar hai...!
pahale tho sirf katrina se tha ,
ab humhe tum se bhi pyar hai...!

dimaag se tho coding kar rahae hai ,
lekin dil ke compiler ko tumhara hi khyaal hai...!
maine usko bola ki bas kar pagle ,
lekin usko abhi-bhi tumhara hi exception yaad hai...!
humare UI(user interace)par tho muskraahat hai ,
lekin iss dil me tho ek bug ki daraar hai...!
jaldi aakar fix karo apne exception ko ,
ke mera dil phir se dhadkane ko betaab hai...!

PM bola jo chala gaya usse jane do , uske yaad me peena bekaar hai...!
me bola sir ji , ek exception ki wajah se pura code hi behaal hai...!
yu rooth ke aapke jaane ka , dil ko kya gurdo ko bhi ahsaas hai...!
aap ne dard diya hai itna gahera , ki iss ko catch karne ka nahi koi asaar hai...!



tumare bina , ye jindagi ek mazaak hai...!
ki meri nazroo ko tumhara intzaar hai...!
aur dil bhi tumhare liye bekaraar hai.....!





maat karo guroor apne roop ka , hum hi tho uske sunaar hai...!
ghussa thook ke poocho apne dil se , hum hi tho uske dildaar hai...!
maana khata ho gayae humse , lekin aap hi tho humare sarkaar hai...!
keechi chale aao ge wapas , mera pyar bhaut balwaan hai...!


logo ne kha mera ishq kisse aur se,
are ye sab bakwaas hai...!
galti tho karta hai bhagwan bhi,
hum tho bas tochh insaan hai...!
tha temp tattoo tumare naam ka arms par,
uske abhi-bhi nishaan hai...!
jhagad kar phir miljana,
darling yehi tho humare pyar ki pehchaan hai...!


bedroom ke alawa kitchen me bhi aap ki darkaar hai...!
aap ke banae hue khichadi ka taste wakaie shandaar hai...!
aapke saare sawalo ka shayad , nahi humare paas koi jawaab hai...!
pahale sirf aapne me the , aaj aap ki nazar me bhi hum badnaam hai...!
gift bhale sasta diya tumko , par meri mohabbat ka nahi koi daam hai...!
tum saath raho tho ye ghar , varna ek sandaas hai..!






tumare bina , ye jindagi ek mazaak hai...!
ki meri nazroo ko tumhara intzaar hai...!
aur dil bhi tumhare liye bekaraar hai.....!







tumhare ankho mein kuch baat hai...!
aur un baato mein kuch ahsaas hai...!
ab hum kya geela kare dosto,un ahsaas ka ahsaas bhi kuch khaas hai...!
mann ki banjar dharti ko,tumhare hasee ke buacharo ki pyaas hai...!
agar devdas ko paaro ke badle tum mil gaye hote,
tho vo bhi kahta ki maine liya daru se sanyaas hai...!


kavi tho hum hai bure dosto ,

kavita nahi tho jasbaat pasand aayaenge tumhe , yehi meri aas hai...!




tumhare bina , ye jindagi ek mazaak hai...!
ki meri nazroo ko tumhara intzaar hai...!
aur dil bhi tumhare liye bekarar hai.....!








LOVE..... and pinch of salt !!!



"jab hum iss duniya me aate hai, to uparwala humhe sub se milata hai...!maa baap bhai bahen, bus ek chehra vo hum se chupae rakta hai, jis se humhe ek din pyar ho jata hai...!!!"
(all bull shit...!)
when we land on earth god provide us all the need full(mother,father..) thing but later humans discover all useless things i.e girl frn/boy frn, this self destructive tendency is called human nature.
Through this article let's analyse the process of secretion of certain hormones in human body, by the way fools termed it as LOVE .

So what is Love..???


-> in karan johar's view love is the most beautiful thing in the world and "hum ek baar jeethe hai, ek baar marthe hai...bla bla bla ... pyar bhi ek hi baar hota hai...!"(then why the hell srk had 2 marriage in that movie.)

->where as sanjay leelabhansali called mental sickness of Devdas as LOVE.(Devdas didn't need paro or alchohol, all he needed was a psychiatrist)

->as per puja bhatt "yhe jism pyar nahi janta, janta hai sirf bhook... jism ki bhook...!!!".

Though all these movies did well but i appreciate pooja's point of view as it's closer to the practical/scientific principle where as other's view are more of a philosophical , which is good for listening but are far away from reality.

After watching movies like krish we ask children not to imitate stunt and make them believe that it can happen only in movies not in practical life, but we as an adult forget that it's just a movie and things like love can happen in movies only. Whether one admit it or not
every one want to see himself/herself as Raj/Simran and every coll going guys want father
like anupam kher who gives beer to his son and tell him "jaa beta jaa... ab meri jawani jee
kar aa...!!!
"but in reality all we want is safe future i.e monetary safety as most of people spend 85% of their life in earning money.

They say money can't buy love...?
Can anyone think of katrina kaif getting married to a middle class guy just because she loves him,can a s/w engineer get marry to her...? if your ans is yes then please forward my ph no to katrina kaif. If u think good looks is most important for attracting woman for long relationship thinkagain as katrina kaif is not linked with any model (madonna's case is exception ). Alright let me put it in this way , what will attract women more...?, a good looking guy having six pack n all... or a average looking guy getting down frm Lamborghini...?any one can notice siddharth mallya's friendship with deepika or katrina ...! (i am not jealous ) I just wanna highlight that for him selecting love is as easy as windows user interface, he just need to pick(click) a girl. While selecting a guy for their daughter parents first consider the financial condition followed by mental and physical condition of boy (social reputation n family comes somewhere in between).


How can love be blind when so many factors are involved in it and by the way blind dating concept is not popular in India, people didn't understand the true sense of love being blind i.e. for love u don't have to look any thing, just weigh how much a guy worth...!. In case of girls beauty can precede money factor.


In ancient times poets use to write aiming towards spreading knowledge in society, their were literature on love but it was not the prime focus for most of them, imagine rahim das writing romantic poems, later came the period of patriotism when writer use to motivate people through their write ups, then came a point where writer didn't find any substantial thing in society they started writing more about human's feeling therefore gave different funda about love.
Movies followed the similar path, earlier hero use 2 be the poor man struggling for food n his mother's disease, then hero struggled with corruption in society, then hero started visiting Europe and now hero is just a common man, in all this journey sub plot of love remain common.


If movies like burning trains would have been super hit then the shape of bollywood would be different, their would be lot of action movies like die hard rather than love stories, someone like sanjay dutt would be the owner of mannat rather than srk. Now days most of the movies are on love not because all these people believe in love but just because you don't need big budget for making love stories.The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love as well.
Now lets look love as a case study but before that we all should know few things about human nature.
->one tends to develop attachment with any and everything with which he/she spend time with,it can be anything could be their pet for some or mobiles,bikes or for instance
girl/boy for others.
->we follow fashion from movies i.e. style,dress up etc, according to a survey byk sales were increased after DHOOM, similarly when we c hero heroine involved in love stories we want/intend to be involved or have some love story, as we all wanna be like Srk/kajol but we forget that they are not like this in real life.
->when everyone around you has boyfriend/girlfriend, who send chocolate or flower to them, you also feel like "kash koi hota jisko hum apna keha lathe yaroo...!"
->it's cool to have hot chick to make ur frns jealous.
->stag entries are not allowed in disc,so what u'll do on valentine day as their is big hue
n cry about it, now days......shiv sainiks are not doing their job properly.
now lets dive into the case in which people fall in relation ship.

case 1: girl n boy know each other from their childhood,as i have already explained we start liking things if we be/use them for long time,if u eat karele ki sabzi for few month regularly u'll start liking it. when u can become habitual of bitter taste in few months then becoming habitual of some one in many years is obvious, no matter hw he's in taste bitter,sour,sweet u just develop an attachment with the person n since u heard,read,seen love all around u , u conclude that u r in love.

case 2:boy n girl are in same college...!. When a person enter into college he/she has some sort of expectation about his/her college life n mostly they associate it with fun and enjoyments.as we know opposite attracts each other and in events like freshers party n all students find perfect opportunity to mingle with each other, for most of them this is new feeling so they tends to flow with it. We can find some popular couples in every batch of every college, these couples tend 2 move away from their frn n extreme stage is of living together.

case 3:boy chase a girl for sometime n finally his hard work payoff, the point here 2 b noted is when a guy chase a girl he loves that girl's look as he don't know how that girl really is as a person and then they meet and fall into relationship, they lookup to each other as a better half and have already spend most of his/her time with each other. When u get something after working hard for it, it's more close 2 ur heart.

case 4:boy meet girl and mutually they form a relationship, as it's uncool to be single, mostly this case happens in later stage of college or life, when one don't have anyone as bf/gf and want to have someone whom he/she can claim boy frn or girl frn. Sometimes it's just to show himself or frn that even i have girl frn/boy frn.

I am not against d feeling of love , love is just a part of life not heart of life. Their are many forms of love, all u ashiq should ask yourself that how many times they have done something special to make ur mother happy. We generally tends to take people for granted who loves us unconditionally n in other case people misunderstand infatuation as love n no one can understand love who has not experienced infatuation. And no one can understand infatuation, no matter how many times he has experienced it.

SO why the hell people need love....? A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it. People love because they are afraid of themselves, afraid of the loneliness that lives in them, and need someone in whom they can lose themselves as smoke loses itself in the sky. In childhood parents and frnds can play that role but later it's becomes difficult 2 fill that space.

Life is a journey, so u need to change train for reaching new destination,don't love one
train only.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence,it's a trick played on people to achieve continuation of the species(how ?........in next article).

tujhe to hai dhoka, agar tujhe hai pyar,
love ka yhe Jalwa, kuch nahi hai pyar,
yhe hai Emotional Attyachaar...!!!

pour in guys with your invaluable comments and express your view on LOVE..!!!

Road Trip to........ year down in engineering...!!!

"girte hai ghud sawar hi madean-e-jung me ,vo kya geerange jo chalte hai ghutno ke baal pe."


Our submission was over and we were getting geared up for our preparation leave ( i.e 14 hr study every day) , i was enjoying afgani chicken with my room partner in a restaurant (j4u) , that leg piece tasted more as the bill of our dinner to be paid by my room mate's parents who arrived that day for being with us for couple of days.Suddenly my Motorola rang, it's devil's call..

me: hi ....what's up...???

friend: abe kaha hai, we are coming to pick you.

me: pick me for what..??

friend: we are going to lonavala and have arranged three bikes already.(those times, bikes in our hand was like nukes in taliban's hands ,we use to feel like king of the world)

me:are u crazy ...i am not coming as uncle has just arrived from Delhi.( instead of giving reason of preparation leave)

I believed so much in their ability of convincing people that i am sure they can even convince Israel to give land to palestine for their separate country hence i was mentally prepared to resist their funda and principle which they gonna tell to convince me for trip.Finally i got reassured that my belief was so correct.

we took off at 11 in night for mahabaleshwar, oh... it's not typing mistake....our plan changed from lonavala to mahabaleshwar(dynamic polymorphism.... for fun),we had a CBZ(old one) and two pulsar 150cc, in whole run the prestige of Honda collided with Bajaj (mom said no race).I'll give it to CBZ as it's performance was slightly better than pulsar. Riding at night under twinkling star on a smooth and curved road was such a experience , you understand the concept of aerodynamics well when you cut the air at 115km/hr and when you sit as flat as possible by moving your hips backward on seat and touch oil tank of bike with your chest, you'll feel the thrust in bike's speed immediately as aerodynamically this is the best posture for sitting on bike. By the way this is the same year in which DHOOM released and few of us practiced until we succeeded in lift the front tire of our bike , shit to john/stuntman ....he did it on hayabusa wearing helmet and Alpinestar's jacket.... we did it on cbz wearing bandana and t-shirt.

we said good morning to sun at 5 in morning and went to sleep in hotel room .After enjoying natural beauty of mahabaleshwar and strawberry at mapro farm we started discussing about returning back to campus, devil's woke up again.... we our selves didn't even know when the topic of discussion changed to moving to Goa and next thing i remember is that few were busy in getting the route information to Goa other were busy in making excuse for not delivering bike to their respective owners for one more night,
->bhaiya one of us meet an accident and we all are in hospital tonight hence we won't be able to deliver bike for one more night, as our reputation was so good that bhaiya wouldn't believed us even if we would have showed medical certificate/hospital bill to him ,but what he could have said at that time ,as we had entertained him at the time of our ragging.
-> I am doing group study at my friends place...., this is too good to be true but still i preferred this excuse for my room partner's parents over other options i had.
so back to our plan, going to Goa in the money which we had was unrealistic because we were not in roadies as if we are going their just to do an immunity task, our aim was to have fun and in Goa no money no honey...!!! hence we settled down for alighbaug from alibaug we moved to murud beach as we moved to alighbaug from mahabaleshwar, delay in giving bike to their owner's for one more night can not stop us as we were so good in giving gooli.From murud beach we finally started our journey back as our hips became flatron by that time and we need to search a lot in our wallet for getting 100 rs note among those 10 rs once. In our way back to campus we reached a junction from were pune was 100 and navi mumbai was around 80km (if i remember correctly)once again devils woke up and we moved to navi mumbai(for what ...i won't tell this publicly)we started our trip with Wills Insignia and ended with beedi.


Woke up after 18 hr sleep in our hostel we got our senses back, bikes were showing total trip of 650 km hence after working on their meter we delivered it to their respective owner's.finally we started feeling nervous about our exams as it's even sem but we were confident about our intelligence as we were all clear in odd sem's exam , for us arranging books was difficult then arranging bike and we didn't had enough money left for buying books thx to our trip,we thought of asking our tuition fee back from our tutors as we hardly attended any class of his private tuition class for which we gave money at the beginning of semister......asking parents for more money was not an option as we already used that lifeline for getting money for trip but we know how to work in minimum resource.
Six people has 14 days for preparation of battle(exams) and 2-3 books of each subject , we got last 10 year's question paper of each subject as they cost 20 bucks each for getting those Photostat (5*20=100 worth less than a pack of Insignia, we can spend that much on books...).

we plan to rotated books among us and study in a synchronized way such that when one is reading electrical other will read graphics and so on.... it's a plan and plan generally ...mostly fails. As all engineers may know passing and failing in a paper depends on one night study prior to paper..woo kayamat ki raat...!!!.So one night before electrical subject every body wanted to study electrical, two book for six people (2 aanar 6 beemar) hence we divided each book in 3 part, every one had to finish his segment in day time and at the night time we discussed 10 year papers of that subject, each question was identified by one of us as it's from his part of book and he'll explain the main points of answer to every one. This style of study works well as we managed to get pass in every subject of first sem.

so we gave all the exams and knew that we were on the edge but were confident that we'll land up with green color ,bhagwaan hamare saath bura kyu karega humne tho kisse ke saath bura nahi kiya...shaayad...!!! and we have also visited temple regularly at the time of exams.It's our result day and our heart was beating very slow many student went to temple before getting result but i thought whatever the result may be it has already got printed hence even god can not do anything now and if he wanted to do something he would have done already. Result was out and three of us got the tag of failure (first year down in engineering) and i was among one of them the battle has been lost. we were sad on our failure but angry that why other 3 have passed.On analyzing our result we noticed that we all were failed in different subject and their is no pattern in that.....conclusion is that if the paper has more question from that part which a guy read himself in day time he passed in that and other struggled,this happened in every subject with every one.Among six of us three failed in first year and .....rest failed in second year......! dosti ho tho aise ho warna na ho...!!!

WE LOST THE BATTLE BUT WON THE WAR and in 2009 we got our engineering certificate, but in this war we suffered two causality as two of us left engineering in between.
currently i am working in an M.N.C as software consultant and other are also doing fine in their field.

I think we flown too high that our wax wings melted by sun's heat.

note: this is a fiction and we all were toppers of our branch.

Osama bin laden .........THE REAL HERO...!!!

well we all know BHAGAT SINGH......do we...?, for your kind information i am not referring to any bhagat halwai of ur local area ,i am talking about Bhagat singh our freedom fighter ,beside his national hero status he also has credit of having 5 bollywood film (based on his life) release on same weekend.
According to then british govt. he was criminal/terrorist but for Indians he was freedom fighter,by this i wanna highlight the fact that our apprehension of any gr8 revolutionary depends on which side we stand (even sun rise from ur east only if you are facing toward north direction).
"History is always written by winners" therefore the people of winning side becomes legend whereas losing side's individual treated as villain in the history book, the best example for this is of Winston churchill and of Hitler.In second world war, it was not churchill's wisdom that saved england from defeat ...it's hitler's wrong strategic move because of which britain survived. On the other hand hitler was not in favour of killing britain's common people as he believed that they are the good breed of humans but still we see hitler as villain in history books or even in movies.

Similar is the case with osamabin ladin, he is a gr8 leader who is fighting for his people and had sacrificed all the comforts of his life for leading his side in war againts their enemy, so what if their enemies are Americans, Indians ...etc. Yes he is our enemy and no doubt about it but we should analyse his whole issue as a neutral player.

what charges you will raise againts Osama :
1-> he is responsible for killing innocent people....!!!
according to them it's war and in war innocent people get killed.It happened in world war,in indo-pak war,in iraq war and no nation(including srilanka) has clean hands when it comes to killing of innocent people.
(jaannneeeee jinke ghar sheeshae ke hote hai... who dusro ke gharo par patthar nahi faikaa karteeeeeee...!!! )
2->He is unnecessary attacking or having war with other nation...!!!
They have plenty of wrong as well as right reason (i have to write a separate book to discuss them).
3-> These people are responsible for many bomb blast...and disturbing world peace...!!!
so what...!, it's their strategy of war... and they themselves are not in peace because of other nations then why should they let you to live in peace...........and as we say "every thing is fair in love and war".

Now let's compare the both sides of war, one is of Al-Qaeda(other groups) and other is of rest of world (NATO,UN).One side has all the wealth,military power(those b2 bomber and all),
technology... etc and now think what other side has....rocket launcher, bombs,guns.... they don't even have a short range missile forget fighter plane , even then also they are fighting from last 10 years and it's been 10 long years for Americans/world struggling to finish these groups.



Don't you think these group has done miraculous
job as they are fighting against a power full enemy from last 10 years, do they have some blessing from Allah himself for this so called jihad.....or their is much more other than what world perceive about this fight and situation.....????????????????



All you M.B.A guys should learn from Osama bin laden,
->How to manage large organisation....?
->How to recruit best talent in market...?
->How to make maximum utilisation of available resource...?
-This is an advertisement for engineer's who lost their job in recession:
Al-Qaedais hiring fresher as well as experienced talented people....offering good
package (excluding medical insurance), candidate should be a team player n past
experience in killing or even pickpocketing will be considered,
job description : more of a frontend job with little field work,have gr8 opportunity of
working on client side.

Now lets play Kaun Banega Crorepati , and the question is:
-> Who is the first man to land on moon?option are:
a) Neil arm strong b)Fernando alonso c) No one d) Who cares...
if u think b) is the right ans then i'll suggest you to take some water in a bowl, dip your nose and mouth in it, this way you require min resources to die, as u don't even deserve gattar for that.
Correct ans is c) not a) as you would have thought.......bemused by the ans...? , i know it's not easy for you people to digest this fact but i'll recommend you to watch a documentary named MOON HOUX and then decide it yourself. Similarly for 26/11 attack on America there are about 3 documentary in market.To know the actual truth behind the attack you need to see them and accordingly form your opinion about this issue.
Remember ...."Having little knowledge is dangerous".

Now i'll sum up for you...!!!
whatever we perceive/think about any issue is what we have been told by the media,by the politician or by the other powerful section of our society. America maintain that they are solving the issue....from last one decade.....are they so ineffective....??...do they really wanna solve it or this whole thing is just an eye wash to cover some bigger objective...?
India has given 10 dossier of 26/11 attack to Pakistan and nothing happened, how many dossier does Americans gave to the world to prove Osama bin laden's hands in 9/11, we'll not believe those video or msg which they get time and again, as making those fake video is much easier than making an episode of ekta kapoor's daily soap's, American said that they have proof against Osama bin laden and they attacked Afghanistan, they also had proof of chemical and mass destructive weapons present in Iraq (they haven't found any of such weapons there) and based on that they attacked Iraq leading to the killing of many innocent people, therefore gave enough reasons for the birth of many more Osama bin laden which will haunt them in future.
basic funda is "Jiski laathi usshe ki bhaas"


"Jaago duniya ke logoo...jaago............kkkuuurukkhhh...kkkuuuuuuuuuuu.....!!!
jaag ke kya kar louge...!!!
issase accha hai soote hi raho.............ghrrrrrrrrgghhhrrrrrrrr........!!!"

Engineer killing C.A.T.

So why do young Engineers do(try for) M.B.A..........???

Before exploring this topic just think how can a guy become MASTER of Business Administration with no real time work experience or very little experience in technical domain that too of a small designation.
It's like, trying to become a playboy just after getting married (to technical field).
My boneheaded friends who are trying hard to kill C.A.T. irrespective of their ability/aukat gives following reasons :
excuse 1 ->we'll get good package after M.B.A degree.
(than why the hell you wasted one seat of engineering if you wanna earn money on the bases of your M.B.A degree, yhe paise ki hawas kaab bhujhegee and by the way elders taught us to be satisfied with what ever we have).
excuse 2->work is less in management side(you shirker... do reality check ).
excuse 3->for marriage girl's parents prefer M.B.A guys (now that's a genuine reason .....poor engineers, need to blame poor sex ratio of our country)
excuse 4->i wanna enjoy college life once again
(even if you are not taking education loan,paying so much money as fees for two year course oh...sorry two year college fun ,doesn't make sense...or does it...?).


All these newly born engineers should first identify their ability and accordingly should pursue their career, even the Amir khan baba said the same thing in tare zameen par,
they should think "ek bekar scientist baanae mai kuch nahi,ghaas katnae walae baano par acha tho koi matlab hai". My advice to all of you ,don't just waste 200 bucks on movie ticket, learn from movies, make notes out of them.
Let me sum up for you :
their are two kinds of young engineers, jobless engineers and unsatisfied engineers
first we'll talk about jobless engineer's
so when a technical dog completes his engineering and have no jack or uncle-aunties to get him decent job he faces a biggest question of his life i.e. What next...???
as he has parents to answer to and relatives whom his parents are answerable to.
just imagine a communication between parents and their family friend.
{
family friend: "bhaai shaab apka ladka aaj kaal kya kar raha hai, uski tho engineering complete ho gayae hogi"
think of option this poor bhaai saab has:
1.that his son was unable to get selected in campus recruitment,hence he is searching a job
but unable to find one...in short he's of no use.
2.he is preparing for M.B.A. or doing M.B.A.
choosing option 2 over 1 will make bhai shaab feel lot better, as he's hopeful that his useless product will get job after this course.
}
what other option do a jobless engineer has.........remember suicide is not an option.
Opting for M.tech, but usually they are so frustrated with those technical exams that their is no more power left in their battery to survive any more technical torture.
Keep searching for job : as we know getting job is easiest in campus recruitment and if one is unable to get a master for himself in campus recruitment, then for getting job in open market without any jack he need an eye opener and lots of maa ka ashirwad.



Now let's talk about second and my favorite category , the unsatisfied engineer's....!!!
These are once who has job but they are not happy with it (especially s/w eng..), mainly because of money.If you notice these people they are laborious dog and they work very hard through out their engineering to land up in a job and now all they have to do is work from 9am to 6 pm that's all..., if u compare it with their past experience it's just equivalent to college hours but what about the assignments, of which they are habitual .
They have worked late night right from class 10,11,12,1st year,2nd year,3rd year,4th year of engineering and suddenly no late night work.....this make them feel awkward about themselves.
(kolu ka bail hai... chain se kaise bathega...!!)
hence they turn up for C.A.T. like every one else.

Lets see economic viability of doing a M.B.A course
assumption: guy is placed in a s/w firm having package of 3.5lac.
In 3year he'll earn around 3.5*3=10.5lac along with work experience which is priceless and
if he works well in his company, most probably he'll be having package of at least 5lac after 3 year.
where as for not so extraordinary guy it'll take at least one year of preparation to get into any B+ or A grade college,which offer average package of around 8lacs.If you look specifically to the average package offered to fresher or little experienced guys it would be less than 8lac we'll take it as 6lac and lets consider whole expenses of doing M.B.A. for both year to be 10lac.
Therefore his output of these three years would be (zero)0- 10lac + job of six 6lac.

Keeping the career growth in both these situation(and inflation) in mind, it'll take around
two year of work for a M.B.A guy to just get the returns of his input, and another 6-7year would be require to level the score with the guy who continued to work in company.

Hence the bottom line is "Dikhave pe mat jao apni akal lagao....!!!"
Which college taught Lalit Modi such a profitable Business's tricks/style or ideas or it's in his blood......tell me the name of college, i'll do M.B.A. from same college and please suggest me some good books for C.A.T. preparation.............i give excuse no: 3 for myself.